MILK
This comes out as “mik”…

CRACKERS
Last night, while making a quick pass through Walmart, I got the full affect of this one. He wouldn’t eat dinner before we went, so of course when we passed the Gerber Graduate Veggie Puffs, I grabbed them and opened them up so he could snack while I finished grabbing the necessities. Every time he wanted another he’d say “Tratchers!” Even though they’re technically not crackers, I couldn’t argue with his very convincing little face.

SUGAR
He’s been saying something for quite a while now. We’ve finally decided its sugar. This is what he calls everyone and everything. “Hey, shuga!” “Bye, shuga!”